tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8098330902228203979.post4573406420458258696..comments2023-09-22T06:02:50.818-07:00Comments on Seriously??... <i>Reeeally?</i>... Seriously?: Is There A Failing Olympics?StephanieChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01990131434281226939noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8098330902228203979.post-31542391877708520852013-10-29T15:24:01.213-07:002013-10-29T15:24:01.213-07:00I've heard mopping is a thing too and since my...I've heard mopping is a thing too and since my child is beginning to eat off the floor (anything she finds, most often days old cheerios though the other day it was a wrinkled, hard, dried out pea and we hadn't had peas in days) I'm thinking I should bring it back into fashion... And I don't know about the b.s. of it getting easier - I think you just get used to the craziness. Though I am having one of those days where I was craving Bailey's before 9 (a.m.) so don't listen to me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8098330902228203979.post-59240997950437174802013-10-24T06:39:38.438-07:002013-10-24T06:39:38.438-07:00Makeup? I don't even wear makeup now (except o...Makeup? I don't even wear makeup now (except on special occasions). After the baby comes, I'm going to look awful....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8098330902228203979.post-28101636454806036742013-10-24T06:38:42.911-07:002013-10-24T06:38:42.911-07:00"...while putting the baby somewhere away fro..."...while putting the baby somewhere away from my nutty dogs"---I'm concerned I'll get nothing done and our baby won't learn to walk...ever because I'll be holding her constantly so the dog doesn't lick her to death. We've introduced him to some babies and little ones, and all he does is lick them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8098330902228203979.post-43516670735812884912013-10-23T06:24:40.591-07:002013-10-23T06:24:40.591-07:00apparently it does get easier... i've heard. ...apparently it does get easier... i've heard. parenting is hard, yo. and babies don't come with a manual. <br /><br />not sure it would help, though. VCRs came with manuals, and none of us could set the time on those. so, you know.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00191250739548524094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8098330902228203979.post-17337868015113369932013-10-23T04:49:21.638-07:002013-10-23T04:49:21.638-07:00Dusting is NOT a thing. Neither is vacuuming, real...Dusting is NOT a thing. Neither is vacuuming, really. Laundry is totally over-rated. Though it does sound like storage space for clean laundry is not your problem. And you do need to stop being so mean to yourself. How did that one new mom put it? "You need to nurse a pint in my boobs before you get all smarmy about how easy nursing is."Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09364395150014197905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8098330902228203979.post-39368483442594412272013-10-23T02:06:27.471-07:002013-10-23T02:06:27.471-07:00Blurting out the wrong observation to the wrong pe...Blurting out the wrong observation to the wrong person at the absolute wrongest time. Happened yesterday, and last week, too. I should have written that book "How to lose friends and alienate people." Wait, maybe I did.<br /><br />You know, I own a bird and a cat, so I'm hardly qualified to talk about motherhood. But I'll betcha your mommy friends run the gamut of all sorts of looks and feelings when the lights go out and there's no one watching. Just like you probably wonder if there's not an Excelling Olympics when your baby girl smiles at you all "Mom, great job with that diaper, we're totally getting the hang of this. And dinner was delish!"Ms. Faustushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03191744120373670081noreply@blogger.com