tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8098330902228203979.post7885521175693250222..comments2023-09-22T06:02:50.818-07:00Comments on Seriously??... <i>Reeeally?</i>... Seriously?: The I'm-Pretty-Sure-I-Didn't-Cup-His-Balls Massage Experience (First World Problems)StephanieChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01990131434281226939noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8098330902228203979.post-75878145604961805392014-02-16T20:56:54.983-08:002014-02-16T20:56:54.983-08:00Oh my gawd kiddo. You have most definitely NOT los...Oh my gawd kiddo. You have most definitely NOT lost your sense of humour!!<br /><br />Tears were streaming down my face (yet again) after reading this post, but for a totally different reason. You are hilarious no matter what your situation, but I honestly feel bad that you got ripped off in the massage delivery department. What a shame.<br /><br />I sincerely hope your next massage greatly exceeds your positive expectations! : ) Betty Bohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14500591896983280889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8098330902228203979.post-17028006981735075242014-02-12T13:22:32.225-08:002014-02-12T13:22:32.225-08:00omg maggi, that's ridiculous. i hope you file...omg maggi, that's ridiculous. i hope you filed some sort of complaint. because i'm certain that crosses many, many lines.<br /><br />i'm also fat. really fat. size 22/24 fat. that's pretty fat. and i was really nervous and uncomfortable for my first massage a couple of years ago, but then i became a body piercer. people who do this for a living don't give a fuck about your body. they see everything. having said that, i won't go without shaving my legs that day, washing my hair, and making sure i don't have any strange pimples.<br /><br />and the hip massage is the most amazing thing ever. you're right, steph c, you need to have someone who is comfortable massaging your butt, and i have a big butt. but if you get someone who is comfortable with it, OMG IT IS AMAZING. <br /><br />strange massage story, i once was telling my masseuse about this tightness i got in my very low back, almost like i wanted to crack my coccyx. she asked if she could try something and i trusted her so i said yes. the next thing i knew, her finger was hooked in that crook at the top of my butt crack right under the coccyx. (the sheet was still there.) at first i was a little surprised, but she put this pressure and something actually felt like it cracked and seriously my lower back and hips opened up like i couldn't believe.<br /><br />she stopped massaging soon after that, and i've been afraid to bring it up to any other masseuse i've seen. i don't know if i was assaulted or if she was an angel. either way, i haven't told another masseuse about it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00191250739548524094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8098330902228203979.post-15398131055839613832014-02-11T20:46:31.709-08:002014-02-11T20:46:31.709-08:00Well, that was certainly a horrible experience. He...Well, that was certainly a horrible experience. He was very unprofessional, to say the least. Incompetent is another word that comes to mind. They should be doing the massage that you want. If you want harder, firmer, softer, faster, slower, whatever, they should do that. <br /><br />And Maggi, I'm horrified. I'm surprised you weren't out of there the instant you realized his pants were off.Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09364395150014197905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8098330902228203979.post-38544076899600153622014-02-11T16:47:27.611-08:002014-02-11T16:47:27.611-08:00Oh girl. I can relate. Against my better judgement...Oh girl. I can relate. Against my better judgement, I scheduled a massage with a dude (because my hubby-at-the-time boss' wife was a client of his and she recommended him). It was actually a really good massage, until he placed his balls in my upturned palm. ON PURPOSE. Because he was NAKED at the time! Yes, you read that correctly. He gave me a massage IN THE NUDE. Holy crap on a cracker. I still get massages, but no more dudes. It skeeves me out to just think about it! You just can't make this shit up!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11169766403493626302noreply@blogger.com