I Need To Trim My Bush

It's getting all hairy and out of control.

For real.

It could probably scratch out the eye of a child or dog in its current state. Not that children are typically near my bush.

See for yourself:

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You should see it post-butchering... I mean... post-trim. I think it looked better here.

What?

Get your mind out of the gutter and stop thinking about my bush.

Pervert.

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Dear Dundas

Dear Dundas, Ontario,

Why are there no motherf_cking mailboxes anywhere?!
Anywhere!?

Seriously?

I drove in circles and couldn't find a one. (Not the same circle, that would just be stupid.)

Oh mailboxes, mailboxes wherefore art thou? 

Dammit.

Sincerely,

My mail-sendingly-challenged self.


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Disappointment: Now Less Fattening

I love me some avocados.

Like, to the point of mashing them on my gluten free toast every morning, even though they pack about 25grams of fat into one little bastard. And even if they are not even remotely ripe. I just rip the sh*t out of the bread and still try to mash away.

Anyway.

They keep getting more and more expensive at the grocery store, but I needed my fix, so I bought a bunch at full price.

I opened one of those babies up... to see this:

Perhaps it's the universe telling me to STOP EATING SO MANY GODDAMNED AVOCADOS?

Now, I know you probably don't give a rat's ass, but that is a pretty crappy pit-to-actual-edible-avocado ratio.

Seriously.

Really.

I feel so ripped off. I guess I should be glad there was less fat in my belly?


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