Sales have deteriorated at an alarming pace, most notably the first week of October 2012, onward.
Analysts have surmised that the healthy lifestyle of BC may be to blame, whereas others pontificate that bootleg liquor and moonshine may be affecting legal sales.
The reality?
I stopped drinking in October because I'm knocked up.
Phew!
Feels good to get that out there.
At least now I know that I HAVE made a difference in this world. You know, for liquor sales, anyway.
I promise that the BC Liquor landscape will flourish once again in about another 6 months. In fact, there may be record-breaking sales.
Happy 2013 everyone. Don't worry - this won't be turning into a mommy blog, but you can bet your ass I am going to tell you just how... er... fun* the first trimester has been. Seriously.
* = in the ironic sense, including the misnomer "morning sickness" and the little-shared fact that that shit lasts ALL day. 24 hours, yo. Really. Seriously.
Also, LCBO = Liquor Control Board of Ontario, I think.
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Analysts have surmised that the healthy lifestyle of BC may be to blame, whereas others pontificate that bootleg liquor and moonshine may be affecting legal sales.
The reality?
I stopped drinking in October because I'm knocked up.
Phew!
Feels good to get that out there.
At least now I know that I HAVE made a difference in this world. You know, for liquor sales, anyway.
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| Sadly no wine, but currently an abundance of whine. BC Liquor and the LCBO are both doomed. |
I promise that the BC Liquor landscape will flourish once again in about another 6 months. In fact, there may be record-breaking sales.
Happy 2013 everyone. Don't worry - this won't be turning into a mommy blog, but you can bet your ass I am going to tell you just how... er... fun* the first trimester has been. Seriously.
* = in the ironic sense, including the misnomer "morning sickness" and the little-shared fact that that shit lasts ALL day. 24 hours, yo. Really. Seriously.
Also, LCBO = Liquor Control Board of Ontario, I think.
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