- Tiny stomach paunch
- Crazy food cravings
- Increased appetite
- Sluggishness and fatigue.
Yes people, I am expecting.... to gain a shit load of weight in the next month or two on my recently prescribed medications.
*GENERAL EXTREME LET DOWN OF FAMILY AND FRIENDS WITH CHILDREN COMMENCES... THEN ENDS*
So, yes, following my specialist's appointment, I have been put on 4 new medications, 3 of which cause weight gain. AWESOME. I have already been waking up with swollen face, which is totally awesome and almost got a photo for the blog (but eye crusties and pure laziness down-voted that idea faster than a ... um... all I can think of are rude sexual remarks so I will forge on).
Medication weight gain + increased appetite + Christmas season & associated all things sugary + Cannot drink alcohol.
fucking Christmas y'all.
However, on a pregnancy related note, I wanted to let you all know that you can, in fact, buy a pregnancy test at the dollar store for $1.25 plus HST (13% tax for my non-Canadian friends). And it works (or at least I hope so, because it said it was negative).
The specialist phoned me at home and requested I take a pregnancy test before I underwent some tests at the hospital. (He didn't seem to understand that sex is required in order to become sperminated, but I digress...).
$18 pregnancy test kits are for suckers!! (Unless accuracy is important)....
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