Thursday, December 30, 2010

Drunk Blogging?

Okay, so Allie Brosh has done it in the past, with such gems as "douch bad" and an endless soliloquy to burritos and fighter jets.

I, on the other hand, have had an entire bottle of sparkling wine, and then some. I am also using someone else's laptop (whose buttons are in weird spots compared to those I am used to - seriously, you have no idea how much I have back-spaced up until now, considering the low word count), and I am tacked on to someone else's internet.

I am also supposed to be getting dressed up to go out to dinner. I am hugely unsuccessful on that account, as well.

So basically, I am saying that I am failing at everything I am attempting right now, including drunk blogging, and that I have nothing to offer you.

No worries, you are wrlecoe. I mean... welcome. No,. seriously.

A part of me wants to not correct my spelling and grammar, but the A-personality deep down inside of me is completely distracted by my still-able capacity to find the <- Bk Sp button.

Okay, seriously now, BF is out of the shower and wondering what kind of trouble I am up to... and it is getting increasingly harder to type properly and/or find the proper deleting jeys. O I mean keys.

So.... I feel bad I haven't made my comments in my blogging rounds. My message to you all is that I hope you are having/did have/will have good holuidays, (see, spelling mistake, but I ddnt' backspace yay me, and there is another one in there! )... and a very happy new year.

Or at least a very drunk new years. It's the best I can offer. (or "ovver" if I didn't backspace).

Missing you all and hoping you are all having fun.

I suck at drunk blogging.

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  1. You're pretty freakin' awesome, y'know that?!

  2. LOL but you excel at making me laugh, in a good way, so yay you! : ) hope the party was fun!

  3. I can think of worse things I've done while drunk and they weren't nearly as entertaining as this.

  4. Drink one for me and feel free to post any drunk nude pics you'll regret later... aww shux i dont mean that. That's wrong. Just post the ones youll keep up forever. =)~

  5. Have a Happy (Drunk) New Year as well, Stephanie...Let's see what your drunk texts are like!

    -Barb the French Bean

  6. happy holidays, stephc. nothing wrong with drunk blogging.

  7. Happy New Year and I can't wait to read about what exactly you did to ring in the new year.

  8. Happy New Year! Glad to see you posting drunk or otherwise!


  9. *becca - thanks! Poor BF had to listen to me repeat myself over and over at dinner. What a trooper he is.

    *vickilikesfrogs - nope, you are wrong. But I love you, anyway.

    *carmar76 - you're making me blush. It was me and BF having dinner on the beach. I had fun. He had less fun than I did. lol.

    *George - we need to get you having more fun, my boy, if that is the case.

    *The Phoenix Rising - unlucky for you (lucky for me) no nudie shots. 'Specially since my mom reviewed my photos at one point without checking. There is definitely a bathing suit picture with sideboobage.

    *Barb the French Bean - i need to work on my drunken creativity. This was pretty meek. And happy new year to you as well!

    *steph gas - thanks steph. Hope you are doing okay. I definitely need to up my drunk game. There wasn't nearly enough cursing in hindsight.

    *The Empress - ooooh, it was quite the story... will share in an upcoming post! Happy New Year to you, too!

    *V-Tom - back at it again!


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