Blonde Jokes

Compliments of my niece....


What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?



Artificial Intelligence.





What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?





Pregnant.






How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?




Wave to her.





What does a blonde owl say?











What, what?






Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?








To see what was on the other side.

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The Dreaded Nudie Photo

Anyone ever accidentally taken an indecent photo (accidentally) then forgot to delete it/didn't realize it was there/download it to your work server?

Yeah, me neither, just checking.

She's just in a strapless dress, sticking her tongue out at you, correct?

Now Miley Cyrus on the other hand.... Pin It Now!