Sunday, June 5, 2011

Blonde Jokes

Compliments of my niece....


What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?



Artificial Intelligence.





What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?





Pregnant.






How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?




Wave to her.





What does a blonde owl say?











What, what?






Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?








To see what was on the other side.

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8 comments:

  1. Those were pretty good blond jokes.

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  2. Those are bad but oh so good. I think I will have to steal them lol

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  3. Aw, I love cheesy blonde jokes

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  4. twenty six blonds and one brunette were on a plane that crashed into a mountain. They survived the crash, but they were certain to plunge to the their death, as they clung precariously to a cable along the side of a steep cliff. It couldn't support the weight of all of them, so the brunette delivered a stirring speech that she would sacrifice herself to save everyone else.

    The Blonds applauded.

    What's brown, black, and blue?

    A brunette that told 1 too many dumb blond jokes.

    a blond is driving down the road in her brand new convertible and cuts off a tractor trailer driver. He catches up with her at a gas station, and being the foul tempered man he is, he grabs a baseball bat from the cab of his truck, walks over the blond, draws a circle in the dirt and shoves her roughly in to the center of it. Then he screams at her "You stand in this circle, and you watch. This is for cutting me off, you bitch." He takes the bat to the car, destroying the headlights and fenders. He turns around, and the blond is giggling. Enraged, he turns back to the car and hits it several more times, destroying the windshield and windows. He turns to the blond again and she's outright laughing at him. Blood boiling, he turns back to the car and does his worst. As the air bags deploy, he turns, panting, to see the blond all but rolling on the ground with laughter. Furious, he grabs her by the arms and shouts "WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!"

    The blond says, between giggles, "While you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle, three times."

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  5. I'll admit I laughed

    I've seen yours, wanna see mine? (blog I mean) www.dreamstosavetheworld.blogspot.com

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  6. Why was the blonde on the roof?
    Because someone told her drinks were on the house....

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