First off - Hello to all the new followers and visitors to the blog! Let me wow you with some mundane shit crazy-talk ridiculousness stuff.
So, Feyoncé wanted to do some purging and cleaning and sorting.
Apparently this is "all the rage" during "spring time". And yes, I have put spring in quotes, because this mother-effing snow won't piss off, so it's a pretty questionable spring time if you ask me.
Anyway, I immediately became defensive and wanted to save every extra toaster, bread bag plastic tie and odd-shaped glass container that I own... you know... just IN CASE.
In case of a large influx of 50 loaves of bread that show up without closure tags in case of really impatient company and not enough bread slots, resulting in exceptional delays of toast delivery because plastic is the devil and I am one crazy bitch.
You know, just in case we need it some time. It's so much easier if it is already around, as opposed to having to go out and buy new stuff.
So then I took a look around, and realized that some stuff was piling up ridiculously. The stuff you see all of the time, but your mind sort of cancels out the ugliness/ghetto-fabulousness/clutter/dirt/fur pile-up, just because it's always there.Like the great dane drool all across the walls.
I present to you Exhibit A of how I am becoming a Hoarder. The famed "junk drawer":
I had every single bread bag tie that has ever entered this house since 2007. I shit.you.not. Why? I have no idea, because I also had every single elastic band that has ever made its way through the door. And twist ties, too, for good measure.
I tried to throw a bunch of shit out, and made some progress. I cleaned off some cupboards and re-organized (though, admittedly, didn't actually get RID of too much stuff).
Oh well, at least ONE SINGLE FREAKIN' DRAWER has been cleaned.And Feyoncé did a drool wipe-down.
Does that count as spring cleaning? I say yes!
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So, Feyoncé wanted to do some purging and cleaning and sorting.
Apparently this is "all the rage" during "spring time". And yes, I have put spring in quotes, because this mother-effing snow won't piss off, so it's a pretty questionable spring time if you ask me.
Anyway, I immediately became defensive and wanted to save every extra toaster, bread bag plastic tie and odd-shaped glass container that I own... you know... just IN CASE.
You know, just in case we need it some time. It's so much easier if it is already around, as opposed to having to go out and buy new stuff.
So then I took a look around, and realized that some stuff was piling up ridiculously. The stuff you see all of the time, but your mind sort of cancels out the ugliness/ghetto-fabulousness/clutter/dirt/fur pile-up, just because it's always there.
I present to you Exhibit A of how I am becoming a Hoarder. The famed "junk drawer":
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| Prepared to tie bread, open wine, cut a bitch with a utility knife, and plug a sink with a warped drain stop. |
I had every single bread bag tie that has ever entered this house since 2007. I shit.you.not. Why? I have no idea, because I also had every single elastic band that has ever made its way through the door. And twist ties, too, for good measure.
I tried to throw a bunch of shit out, and made some progress. I cleaned off some cupboards and re-organized (though, admittedly, didn't actually get RID of too much stuff).
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| Seriously, who gives a shit about my junk drawer? Really? |
Oh well, at least ONE SINGLE FREAKIN' DRAWER has been cleaned.
Does that count as spring cleaning? I say yes!
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