For no good reason, in no particular order, my list.
The antithesis of 1,000 awesome things (both shorter AND completely negative):
That's it for now.
How truly uninspiring.
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The antithesis of 1,000 awesome things (both shorter AND completely negative):
- My propensity for injury in ANY given situation
- Fashion magazines and/or Photoshopping women's bodies to completely unrealistic or unhealthy standards
- Wet, heavy snow that causes a full body sweat to shovel
- Constipation
- Diarrhea (you know - wet, heavy poo that causes a full body sweat)
- Your mother (just kidding, she's probably a very nice woman who bakes things)
- Your mother (because she causes a full body sweat, too)
- Gluten (that shit is in EVERYTHING)
- Cool air humidifiers (scented or unscented)
- Pretentious, obscenely expensive weddings
- Wearing sleeveless pajamas and waking up all night because my shoulders are cold
- Polyester pants (you know - the whole half body sweat thing)
- Half-visible, half frozen boogers that you have no idea are taking up real estate in your nose, while walking your dog outside
That's it for now.
How truly uninspiring.
You are welcome.
If you leave me a comment, tell me THREE RANDOM THINGS that piss you off.
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