Friday, January 13, 2012

Goddammit, orange juice, people!

Just for the record, orange juice should be sipped and savoured.

Not gulped. Not chugged.

If it has pulp (which it should), you should be chewing that shit, making the beverage last even longer.

Don't even try to deny it.

If you buy pulp-free, I don't think we can be internet friends any more (subject to review).

I almost broke up with the then-BF when he happily returned from the store with PULP FREE OJ.

Oh, the horror!

When a beverage has that many calories and tastes that good, anything other than slow enjoyment is not an option.


What's that you say?

Why yes, yes I do enjoy blogging about orange juice on a Friday night.
And yes, I do find myself very social, normal and hip.

BWHAHAHAH.

Whatever, I'll blame it on the horrendous sinus infection/sneezing/head cold/cough.


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12 comments:

  1. mmm...orange juice. i miss big glasses of OJ. too much sugar in it now. :( hope you're feeling better soon from the ickies!!!

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  2. I'm sorry, but there should never...and I repeat, NEVER...be chunks in any drink. (Except for ice, of course.)

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  3. I was always told to drink pineapple or carrot juice.

    Why?

    Because OJ will kill ya.


    OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!

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  4. There's a store here that does fresh squeezed juice. Hourly or so. If you ask nice you can get whatever amount of pulp is right for you.

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  5. Hmmm...methinks I might have to ponder this for a moment....

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  6. I love OJ but the acid is too much for me. Love the pulp too.

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  7. Oh yeah...you gots to be chompin' down on the pulpy stuff...all that reconstituted, concentrated, flavour enhanced, low acid, coloured crap is...well really crappy...
    i think i prefer eating oranges but thats just me...
    eeek...hope that illness gets the fuck away from you soon :)

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  8. I can't drink orange juice. The acid gives me heart burn. I like a good Orange Julius though.

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  9. @carmar76 - I know, I've been using this horrid head cold as an excuse to down the stuff like it's going out of style. It's either Coke or OJ!

    @Ach du lieber - Your comment cannot be processed at this time. The blog author is trying to comprehend a life without pulp. Please stay tuned.

    @Lost.in.Idaho - BWHAHAHAHA, I know I'm not well. That took me longer than a second to understand. lol.

    @Keith - That would be AWESOME!

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  10. @Possum - You need more pulp. It's like cowbell. Always need more.

    @Belle - I find the low-acid stuff doesn't even TASTE like OJ, is usually pulp-free, and isn't worth the calories in the end. :(

    @Dan - Thanks for the well wishes. I like orange juice because peeling oranges is just SO MUCH WORK. hahaha.

    @Kat.Storm - The Hubs is a fan of Orange Julius, but I never cared for it. I love OJ, even with the heartburn. I just don't have it that often.

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  11. I agree with you kiddo....REAL orange juice with lots of pulp....heartburn be damned!!..lol

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