Have you ever woken up on a Tuesday morning, made a few phone calls, stopped for a moment... and realized you're a complete f_cking failure?
No?
Just me?
Fair enough. Carry on.
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No?
Just me?
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Fair enough. Carry on.
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Ha what a cute kitty pic!
ReplyDelete@Gia - Image is stolen, found from a previous blog post. I even fail at cat photography. Ha.
DeleteNope. You certainly are not the only one...I came to my realization just a few days ago. :P
ReplyDeleteIn this moment of crisis, all I can say is "HIGH FIVE!"
-Barb
@Barb - If you are saying it like Borat, I thank you for both the smile and the visual. And the camaraderie.
DeleteI'm sorry you're feeling so down lately. ((HUGS)) things will get better. They have to... right?
ReplyDelete@CrazyTragicAlmostMagic - I really don't know. Really. Thanks for the hugs, really need 'em.
DeleteNot a complete failure, but that picture did remind me of my cat Chloe who ran away which did remind me that I'm a fucking terrible cat owner.
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better. You're not a failure. You rock.
@Yandie, Goddess of Pickles. - Cats are shifty. If they are determined to get out and escape, there is not much you can do to stop them. My sister is a cat-loving-freaknut and she lost one of her rescues once. The thing was DETERMINED.
DeleteAnd I wish I rocked. I really do. But I do not. And I wish I was somewhere else completely at this stage of my life.
sometimes i think it would be nice to tattoo "GO AWAY" on my forehead. just so there is no possible misinterpretation of the looks i am giving people. especially when they come into my shop and want me to help them. so rude.
ReplyDeletebut that kitty so cute!
@Kage - That tattoo would make it hard for any other future job interviews, though. Damn interviews are the only reason I still don't have a single tattoo.
DeleteMaybe it's time.
Also? Full disclosure, that cat photo is stolen from the interwebs. My Dane would eat a cat. :(
Only when the phones get shut off at my work, because I failed to pay the phone bill. Again.
ReplyDelete@Fearless Fibro Warrior - I'd just say that's forgetfulness because you are busy with MORE IMPORTANT THINGS.
DeleteOnly when I get a phone call from my (least) favorite co-worker about something else I apparently didn't do right. Which is weekly.
ReplyDelete@J.Day - I don't believe it. Not for a second. You're too adorable to ever be wrong.
Delete1) Tell that biotch that. lol and 2) how much have you been drinking? lol
Delete@J.Day - You give me her number and nothing as of the first round of comments that I left. Now? One glass of red down, but bed time now.
DeleteI hate to say this , but this post made me feel not so alone. But I'm sorry you're feeling that way. Sucks.
ReplyDelete@The Bipolar Diva - Honestly? Glad to not be the only one thinking this way, though wishing that feeling didn't come from your own unhappiness. Catch 22, right?
Deleteif you were a COMPLETE fucking failure, you'd probably be dead. because, you know. you'd fail at breathing.
ReplyDeleteso you're not a COMPLETE failure :D gotta find the positive sometimes. hugs steph c <3
@steph gas - Leave it to you to make me smile, smartass. Also? Keep your voice down because if my subconscious mind hears that it could potentially fuck up this breathing bizznazz we might just have one Blogger-less Blog here in a short time.
DeleteI say do one thing (FAIL) and do it well.
Usually mine comes on a Monday or Wednesday, but yeah. I feel your pain.
ReplyDeleteSuper cute kitty, btw. Hang in there.
@nagzilla - Thanks. Sisters in solidarity. And the kitty is a total internet steal, not owned by me.
DeleteHanging in in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
No no no no no. You are not a failure.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I would like it to stop being Tuesday. TUESDAY is the failure, and it seems like it is Tuesday every single day lately.
@Leauxra - Yes, maybe, perhaps, indeed, for reals. Tuesdays can kiss my ass. Especially if I get my depressed ass to the gym (on my Tuesday/Thursday/Sunday pass) only to find out the Zumba instructor isn't coming and class is cancelled (after waiting for 20 minutes and standing in class for 20 minutes).
DeleteSo yeah, fuck you, Tuesday.
Happens to me all the time :/ You're not alone with this feeling. But we're not failures.. WE're awesome!
ReplyDelete@Hey Monkey Butt - I cannot stake claim to awesome. But I'm glad you can embrace it. MONKEY BUTT POWER!
DeleteYou are not a failure. You have made a positive difference in many peoples' lives. I know.....because I am one of those people.
ReplyDelete@Betty Bo - You could never second me on this one because you are my mom and moms aren't allowed to say "yeah, you're pretty fucked, kiddo".
DeletePlus, you're all hopped up on pain meds.
ELEVATE YOUR FEET, WOMAN!!
;)
You are a godess, the world is full of assholes.
ReplyDeleteIgnore them
Sending hugs
@Mynx - Kind words... but I think I am the asshole this time.
DeleteI should ignore myself... it is still sound advice!
:)