In light of a recent BUSH music video, I was both stunned and horrified to learn that my original first boyfriend (and likely first Husband, if Gwen Stefani hadn't gotten in the way) Gavin Rossdale has somehow morphed into a replica Coach from the reality television show "Survivor".
WTF? Seriously?
Reeeally??
This is what he used to look like, back in his hotness heyday (I don't want to do the math, because that will likely explain this entire situation):
And now, Coach's long lost, rich brother.
Gross.
I'm pretty sure that the Sound of Winter is actually the sound of my sobbing.
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WTF? Seriously?
Reeeally??
This is what he used to look like, back in his hotness heyday (I don't want to do the math, because that will likely explain this entire situation):
Hot face, sexy biceps, angsty rocker, hot time-appropriate necklace. |
And now, Coach's long lost, rich brother.
Gavin is on the left. Coach is on the right. The fact I have to clarify that is horrifying. |
Gross.
I'm pretty sure that the Sound of Winter is actually the sound of my sobbing.
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