MIA

Life has been handing me a shit ton of lemons lately... and damned if I don't know how to make lemonade (plus, who wants to be exposed to dangerous quantities of all that sugar before their wedding? P.S. - screw you McDonald's dollar drink days... my belly has consumed much too much Coca Cola for one human.)

I'm taking a blogging leave of absence this week... maybe.

Feel free to check out my most popular posts:

I Slayed The Butterfinger!

Oscar The Grouch Gets A Poop Slushy


Have You Ever?


Holy Divorce Batman!


Sparkling Clean Colon

Me & Coke: An Approximation

I have a sudden, unexplainable urge for Coke now... hmmmm...
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