1. You fart and they fly to the front door, barking their heads off.
2. You fart once more and they resume their determined defense against the flatulence-producing-danger within their hearing range.
3. A lady yells at her 15-year-old daughter on Party Mamas for inviting too many people to her quinceanera, and the dogs unleash their (shared?) fury on the front door in my house.
I can only imagine what my not-yet-conceived children are going to be like.
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