1. You fart and they fly to the front door, barking their heads off.
2. You fart once more and they resume their determined defense against the flatulence-producing-danger within their hearing range.
3. A lady yells at her 15-year-old daughter on Party Mamas for inviting too many people to her quinceanera, and the dogs unleash their (shared?) fury on the front door in my house.
I can only imagine what my not-yet-conceived children are going to be like.
_____
Honey, don't worry about your future kids. I'm sure the dogs will teach them how to bark too.
ReplyDeleteAnd think of the assistance with potty training!!
ReplyDeleteLOL all i can think is - goodness, what were you EATING? : )
ReplyDelete@middle child - You are probably right. I think they've taught all the neighbourhood kids to bark, too.
ReplyDelete@Ach du lieber - Oh dear lord... I will never EVER seek doggy kisses again.
@carmar76 - TWO WORDS: WHEAT.
EEP!
ReplyDeleteI find kids to be more quiet than dogs. By a little bit.
ReplyDelete@carmar76 - Honestly, you think I'd know better by now... I've been feeling ill for 4 days, but had no choice but eat wheat or starve on the way home from the honeymoon. :(
ReplyDelete@Belle - Interesting. I thought they both broke the sound-sanity continuum line. (I totally made that shizz up. Doc from BTTF would be proud).
hmmm. maybe they need doggy anger management classes?
ReplyDelete@Kage - They were expelled. :(
ReplyDelete