Always known for hideous posture that I like to call "the Raptor/T-Rex pose"... I invite you to feast your eyes upon the sexiest bride you've ever met.
I mean one sexy bridal b*tch.
ME.
This one's for my sister and for Paula.
Can you say SEX-AY???
I thought so.
See?
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Rather:
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Forgot the shoes & flowers!:
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I mean one sexy bridal b*tch.
ME.
This one's for my sister and for Paula.
Can you say SEX-AY???
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| Hott stuff. Or is that Hot Pockets? Shit, I don't know. (Photo credit: The awesomely talented and wonderful K. J. - email me for her contact info unless you are creepy... I have to protect my family's innocence, hence my vagueness) |
I thought so.
See?
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| Uncanny, isn't it? In all fairness, Rex's teeth are whiter. |
Rather:
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| There we go. Apples to apples. |
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Forgot the shoes & flowers!:
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| Perfection! |
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Rawr. That is all. (see, I commented on your hotness AND referenced dinosaurs in one comment. I should be getting paid for this kind of talent.)
ReplyDeleteWow. You are the prettiest T-Rex I ever saw...
ReplyDeleteNo, really, hot pockets. If I ever get married (and it isn't done by Elvis in Vegas) I am totally getting this pose done. Maybe with the whole bridal party... although, if everyone did it at the same time it would probably look like Michael Jackson Thriller or something, which might also be cool.
Nothing sexier than a beautiful woman with a sense of humor. You go girl.
ReplyDelete*you know I'm straight so there is absolutely no creepiness involved in this comment*
@Yandie, Goddess of Pickles. - Well played. Well played indeed. :)
ReplyDelete@Leauxra - That is very kind of you, but I'm afraid you may have offended the other T. Rexes in my post. They are quite lovely.
@Chris - Why thank you. Hope you see the updates, indpired by your suggestion.
Also? Gay, straight, bi, anywhere in between: any and all love is welcome here, any time. :)
LOL....You are priceless kiddo!!!!! XOXOXOXO
ReplyDeleteThere is a certain resemblance!
ReplyDeletebrideasaurus...in a nice way i mean....looking good, very good...you that is
ReplyDeleteThat is one awesome photo! :D
ReplyDeleteWell, you do look kind of stalkerish.
ReplyDeleteI loved the part of the ceremony when you ate the groom. Juicy AND bloody? That's what I call a destination wedding.
ReplyDeleteFunny. It's nice to meet you. Love the dogs in your banner too.
ReplyDelete@Betty Bo - THANKS MA!!
ReplyDelete@Belle - I'm flattered.
@Dan - Still better than a bridezilla, right?
@Barb the French Bean - I take this wedding bizznazz seriously!
@middle child - Stalkerish, mmm? Interesting. Please explain. I was thinking more "Mr. Burns-ish"
@Jocelyn - I didn't because I'm vegetarian. Bummer, I know.
@Phil - Why nice to meet you, too. Thanks for stopping by and commenting. It's the classic artwork that draws new visitors in. I can just tell.
Oh - and the dogs are pleased.
hehe
beautiful photo
ReplyDeletethat dinosaur bitch is totally stealing your thunder! that dress was YOUR idea first! who the f**k she think she is???
ReplyDeletepissed script: you make a lovely bride :)
You're so cute! That is one bad ass raptor pose my friend!
ReplyDelete@becca - Thanks. The dinosaurs are all flattered. ;)
ReplyDelete@Kage - I know, right? It can't just be MY day, oh no, damn dinosaur has to steal the MF'ing show! And thank you.
@Paula - Hehehe. Thanks. I tried my hardest.
Love the update :) How'd you get the dress to sparkle that way???
ReplyDelete@Chris - Magic, crystals, MS Paint and a dream!!
DeleteThe dinosauric pose aside (which is hilarious!), you look absolutely beautiful, darlin'.~
ReplyDelete@Katsidhe - Why thank you and thank you! I mean.. um.. RAWR!
DeleteYou're the prettiest Bridasaurus Rex I've seen in ages! I snorted at the shoes. (And this post didn't disappoint!)
ReplyDelete@Stephanie - Awe... even pre-dinosaur freezing ages? 'Cause that would be pretty special! I'll have to post a real picture of the shoes. The accuracy in my MSPaint is mindblowing. lol.
Deletehahahahha that is great ms paint use!!! lovely bride
ReplyDelete@Gia - Why thank ye... I'm all about being a bride-a-saurus. And spray paint use. That, too.
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