So I picked up my pup from the doggy boarding kennel today.
I knew she'd be excited.
I expected some overzealous greeting.
I did not expect this: a free scarification and sharp wake up call.
Exhibit A:
I didn't realize a short, 70 lb. dog could literally hurl herself into me. I had even clipped her nails about 5 days ago!
Add in the fact that her paws were filthy (as was her head, WTF, kennel? Seriously, it looks like her head got stuck under a car or something equally black and oily?) I rushed home to wash that shit out. It huuuuuuuurts.
Next time I am wearing a tear-proof HAZMAT suit.
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| Who? ME? But I iz adorable dawggie? |
I knew she'd be excited.
I expected some overzealous greeting.
I did not expect this: a free scarification and sharp wake up call.
Exhibit A:
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| Ouch. |
I didn't realize a short, 70 lb. dog could literally hurl herself into me. I had even clipped her nails about 5 days ago!
Add in the fact that her paws were filthy (as was her head, WTF, kennel? Seriously, it looks like her head got stuck under a car or something equally black and oily?) I rushed home to wash that shit out. It huuuuuuuurts.
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| Yes, scratches and boobs. You're welcome. |
Next time I am wearing a tear-proof HAZMAT suit.
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