Monday, April 16, 2012

Bleeding Love: A Reunion

So I picked up my pup from the doggy boarding kennel today.



Who? ME? But I iz adorable dawggie?


I knew she'd be excited.
I expected some overzealous greeting.

I did not expect this: a free scarification and sharp wake up call.

Exhibit A:

Ouch.

I didn't realize a short, 70 lb. dog could literally hurl herself into me. I had even clipped her nails about 5 days ago!

Add in the fact that her paws were filthy (as was her head, WTF, kennel? Seriously, it looks like her head got stuck under a car or something equally black and oily?) I rushed home to wash that shit out. It huuuuuuuurts.

Yes, scratches and boobs. You're welcome.

Next time I am wearing a tear-proof HAZMAT suit.

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27 comments:

  1. AltheaApril 16, 2012 at 9:55 AM

    Ow! The HAZMAT suit would look so sexy on you! ;) x

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  2. Ach du lieberApril 16, 2012 at 10:06 AM

    Clawvage...But you gotta love the enthusiasm. What a sweet dog!

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    1. StephanieCApril 16, 2012 at 7:10 PM

      @Ach du lieber - Bwhahahah CLAWvage. On the farthest opposite end of the sexy spectrum.

      Her enthusiasm is cute, unless it draws blood/maims.

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  3. J.DayApril 16, 2012 at 10:15 AM

    Ouch!! I hate when that happens! And it is rather amazing how animals manage to get their claws where they do.

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    1. StephanieCApril 16, 2012 at 7:11 PM

      @J. Day - Honestly, had I known, I would have worn my heaviest hoodie in the 27 degree weather. Ouch.

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  4. GiaApril 16, 2012 at 10:18 AM

    AW PUPPY! Sorry you got injured. But AWWW PUPPY!!

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    1. StephanieCApril 16, 2012 at 7:12 PM

      @Gia - Her stunning good looks let her get away with murder I say! Murder!

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  5. Hey Monkey ButtApril 16, 2012 at 10:43 AM

    Owchies. That really sucks!! :/ Very cute pup though! That's a lot of doggie to be carrying though, lmao!!

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    1. StephanieCApril 16, 2012 at 7:12 PM

      @Hey Monkey Butt - She was only 55 lbs in that photo. Even bigger and cuter now, but I was too lazy to post a new picture.

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  6. that guyApril 16, 2012 at 10:53 AM

    yeah...she is a big girl now!
    i agree with Ach du lieber ...SHE IS FUNNY!

    clawvage...

    hehehe...

    i thought this was going to go in the excited pee direction...

    did not expect boobage...

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    1. StephanieCApril 16, 2012 at 7:14 PM

      @bruce - Heya Bruce! That CLAWvage did make me laugh.

      The only excited pee story I have with her is when we were at the dog park and someone else's dog peed ON her. Didn't expect that one, either!!

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  7. FFWApril 16, 2012 at 10:59 AM

    Otherwise, nice cans. Don't forget the neosporin, because when you get fat and old like me, you may need to fall back on the cleavage, as I do.

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    1. StephanieCApril 16, 2012 at 7:15 PM

      @Fearless Fibro Warrior - I washed it with spectrojel antibacterial soap, then doused myself in hydrogen peroxide, then slathered on the polysporin. I had to leave the house, though, so I wiped it off.

      Will have to put it back on for bed time. Last thing I want in an infected, oozing rack. lol.

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  8. Travelin' MikeApril 16, 2012 at 1:07 PM

    I wasn't expecting boobs this morning. Nice surprise! Top blog of the day so far!

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    1. StephanieCApril 16, 2012 at 7:16 PM

      @The Restaurant Manager - You made me laugh with that. Thanks! I figured the title "Look at my damaged boobs" would be just too obvious.

      This way, only regular readers get to see my clawed up boobs. ;)

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  9. CarmenApril 16, 2012 at 2:36 PM

    fantastic way to get a photo of your boobs on your blog without looking like you're putting a picture of your boobs on your blog. well done.

    And i adore your puppy

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    1. StephanieCApril 16, 2012 at 7:17 PM

      @Carmen - If you show them, they will come.

      lol.

      She's adorable, but the equivalent to the Tasmanian Devil. With sharp claws, and an impressive jump shot.

      All you need is a painful chest injury and you can show yours, too!

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  10. CarrieMarieApril 16, 2012 at 4:50 PM

    ack! definitely neosporin that or ppl'll talk! ; )

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    1. StephanieCApril 16, 2012 at 7:18 PM

      @CarrieMarie - I know, it looks horrible. Promise to 'sporin it up tonight, then moisturize the hell out of it after that!

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  11. blissflower1969April 17, 2012 at 12:41 PM

    Ow. Too bad you can't make her feel guilty about it.

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    1. StephanieCApril 18, 2012 at 10:23 AM

      @blissflower1969 - I punished her by allowing her to nap in my bed twice afterward. And snuggled her. And let her on the couch.

      That'll teach her.

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  12. AnonymousApril 18, 2012 at 9:14 AM

    HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!

    I mean, those scratches look like they hurt. At least they're love scratches.

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    1. StephanieCApril 18, 2012 at 10:23 AM

      @CrazyTragicAlmostMagic - True. Love scratches full of bacteria and pain. But then again... BOOBIES.

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  13. AnonymousApril 22, 2012 at 3:53 PM

    Boobies! I posted scratches on my arm from my cat once. I bet your post got a lot more hits.

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    1. StephanieCApril 22, 2012 at 6:45 PM

      @thoughtsappear - Nope, because I never actually labelled or titled anything with "boobs" except that last photo.

      People always end up here looking for "spandex ass". It's really motivational for my writing. HA!

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  14. jessApril 23, 2012 at 3:48 PM

    one time i was holding one of my dogs while he got a nail trim. and he scratched my vagina. my. VAGINA.

    also? nice rack!!! ;)

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