For any of you who aren't cheapskates who like to avoid the hassles and bullshit that accompany trying to sell anything on eBay, I'd like to introduce Kijiji. The cheap bastard's way of posting classifieds.
I sold my old car on there once. It seems like an easy option. I mean - who reads the real newspaper anymore? I don't. (Then again I avoid all news for that matter, so maybe lots of folks read the paper and I am just incredibly out of touch...)
I just tried to post a wanted ad, and lo and behold the f_ckers deleted my ad. And it wasn't even because I was seeking this:
Kijiji and eBay just piss me off.
Oh, happy easter bunny crucifixion day, too. Don't want to be rude and overlook that.
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I sold my old car on there once. It seems like an easy option. I mean - who reads the real newspaper anymore? I don't. (Then again I avoid all news for that matter, so maybe lots of folks read the paper and I am just incredibly out of touch...)
I just tried to post a wanted ad, and lo and behold the f_ckers deleted my ad. And it wasn't even because I was seeking this:
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| Never underestimate the power of punctuation. And my crazy, overtired imagination. (Anyone else picturing zombie babies? No? Just me?) |
Kijiji and eBay just piss me off.
Oh, happy easter bunny crucifixion day, too. Don't want to be rude and overlook that.
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Haha! That's just wrong! Liking the toenail problems ad on your blog too! ;) x
ReplyDelete@Althea - My ads show up for 411 and other searches I've used in the past. I think Google tries to tailor them to things it THINKS you are interested in. It is often wrong.
Deletep.s. No one clicks on my ads, but I didn't want to put a Paypal donate button. lol.
Punctuation saves lives!! lol
ReplyDelete@J.Day - Or at least makes selling blood on Kijiji less confusing. But not less disturbing.
DeleteJoyeuses Pâques to you as well.
ReplyDeleteAt the very least, they could have put a possessive apostrophe for the "Baby Walkers' Blood." :P But, no. Not even that...
-Barb the French Bean
@Barb the French Bean - I know, I see your point. They could improve that weird line in so many ways...
DeletePoor Baby Walker. I wonder what happened to him? Maybe his parents needed to pay medical bills,
ReplyDelete@Yandie, Goddess of Pickles - I will take a moment of silence for him.
Delete*shudder*
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How do they know my motives for selling a human tongue are not 100% pure?
ReplyDeleteWait, easter bunny crucifixion day? I thought it was zombie jesus candy day?
ReplyDeleteBaby Walkers Blood. Seriously. I need to write this book.
ReplyDeletewonder what they would do with baby walker blood...Drink it? Thats crazy!
ReplyDeletewho the fuck are kajiji to censor me? if i want to sell some bodily fluids on the internet, i'm gonna sell some bodily fluids on the internet! fuck kajiji and their puritanical chokehold!
ReplyDeleteBloody baby walkers are among the least unusual things I've seen on Kijiji. I've got a whole web site full of 'em -- at yousuckatkijiji.com ... but as for the ad deletion, sometimes their filters grab things the wrong way. If they killed your ad for the wrong reason, they're generally really good about putting it back up if you get in touch with them through the link in the email they send.
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