But I'm not really that funny.
My blog traffic has spiked the last few months, but it's mainly from Google Images where people are searching for sexy socks, spandex asses, and a few other search terms that shockingly (okay, maybe not so shockingly) bring them to this little ol' blog.
It's disappointing because it means that they won't stick around. They just take my photo and go.
*sigh*
Also? I decided that over the last two weeks I want to get really fit. (Stop laughing). So I've been exercising in various forms like amadwoman myself myself, but with more determination and less pajamas.
*I CAN HARDLY MOVE*
I am so sore it actually hurts to type. My forearms are screaming "What the f_ck are you doing to us?!!?"
True story.
And I think my right hamstring just called in sick.
That's all for today.
What I really want to know is if you all planted a tree on Saturday, or tipped a stripper. Inquiring minds need to know.
__________
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My blog traffic has spiked the last few months, but it's mainly from Google Images where people are searching for sexy socks, spandex asses, and a few other search terms that shockingly (okay, maybe not so shockingly) bring them to this little ol' blog.
It's disappointing because it means that they won't stick around. They just take my photo and go.
*sigh*
Also? I decided that over the last two weeks I want to get really fit. (Stop laughing). So I've been exercising in various forms like a
*I CAN HARDLY MOVE*
I am so sore it actually hurts to type. My forearms are screaming "What the f_ck are you doing to us?!!?"
True story.
And I think my right hamstring just called in sick.
That's all for today.
What I really want to know is if you all planted a tree on Saturday, or tipped a stripper. Inquiring minds need to know.
__________