Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Google is making me think I am funny.

But I'm not really that funny.

My blog traffic has spiked the last few months, but it's mainly from Google Images where people are searching for sexy socks, spandex asses, and a few other search terms that shockingly (okay, maybe not so shockingly) bring them to this little ol' blog.

It's disappointing because it means that they won't stick around. They just take my photo and go.

*sigh*

Also? I decided that over the last two weeks I want to get really fit. (Stop laughing). So I've been exercising in various forms like a   madwoman  myself   myself, but with more determination and less pajamas.

*I CAN HARDLY MOVE*
I am so sore it actually hurts to type. My forearms are screaming "What the f_ck are you doing to us?!!?"

True story.

And I think my right hamstring just called in sick. 

That's all for today.

What I really want to know is if you all planted a tree on Saturday, or tipped a stripper. Inquiring minds need to know.

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14 comments:

  1. I neeeeeed the exercise as well, I've been lazy for weeks.. Gawd!

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    1. @Hey Monkey Butt - Do it sloooooooowly. This week was one of the most painful in history. WORD.

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  2. I love seeing the effed up search terms that bring people to my blog. It should make me rethink my life, but I just find it highly entertaining.
    And I think my hamstring is having sympathy pains for yours. It's been spasming all day, and I have been a lazy blob for, well, my whole life. So not sure why it's all freaking out on me.

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    1. @blissflower1969 - You made me lol on your approximation of blob-ness. I seriously realize the power of internet porn with the terms that bring people here.

      And makes me wonder how I manage to pop up in their searches.

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  3. Of course I tipped a stripper!
    I would also like to know how this search thingie works.

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    1. @middle child - Thanks for that. I was worried you were all gonna go plant trees, and that would have been exceptionally disappointing.

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  4. Hadn't tried spandex asses. Hmmmm.
    Re: the fitness thing. Better to start gently, and spend the first month building the habit of whatever routine you want. Really, what you're doing is getting your body used to moving, and convincing it you're serious. Then build. Sounds like you over did it, which makes you stop to recover, then your body doesn't want to start because it remembers what you did to it last time.

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    1. @Keith - I usually end up getting unlimited month-long fitness things, so I go absolutely gung ho for a short period of time. This time around, I also started a new class. My background means I will always have more pain than most people, so your advice is wise.

      Either way, I'm losing a teeny bit of weight! Yay!

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  5. Blog traffic and comments screw with my mind too. Currently my traffic is about the same, but the comments are WAY down. Does that mean I am getting boring, but still have good titles and keywords?

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    1. @Barfly - I wish I knew. I wish I knew.

      All I see is "google.imagesearch..." and wish I'd watermarked the shit out of my original content. Oh well.

      Also? Welcome to the blog!

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  6. i can attest that quite a few people tipped their stripper last saturday lol ;)

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  7. Yeah, the #1 search result that came to my blog in the week I was gone? "Fat boobs".

    What?

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    1. @Leauxra - I would take that as a compliment. Much better than "fat ass", right?

      RIGHT?

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