It was my HUSBAND's idea! He's freaky like that, yo.
They were gluten-free. That was a nice surprise.
They smelled pretty good, too, which is quite a feat for the balls of a man who has been dead for 221 years.
How could I resist? Look at this face:
They came direct from Austria. I think. I didn't really listen to what was being said, I just started eating them with reckless abandon.
I can only imagine the number of folks who will be disappointed in this post.
Here, to make you feel better, I've included something shiny. (What?!? It always works for me!)
Not as amusing as Pete Schweddy balls, but it'll do, pig. It'll do. Happy Sunday.
My mouth is watering, just thinking about it.... BWAHAHAHA...
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They were gluten-free. That was a nice surprise.
They smelled pretty good, too, which is quite a feat for the balls of a man who has been dead for 221 years.
How could I resist? Look at this face:
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| How seductive. Who knew that Mozzie had such bedroom eyes? |
They came direct from Austria. I think. I didn't really listen to what was being said, I just started eating them with reckless abandon.
I can only imagine the number of folks who will be disappointed in this post.
Here, to make you feel better, I've included something shiny. (What?!? It always works for me!)
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| Come taste my balls. They have a subtle cherry flavour. No, really. |
Not as amusing as Pete Schweddy balls, but it'll do, pig. It'll do. Happy Sunday.
My mouth is watering, just thinking about it.... BWAHAHAHA...
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I always loved the SNL skit. In fact I still use the phrase "Schweedy Balls" at times! It is good to know that I am not the only one who will eat anyone's balls!
ReplyDelete@middle child - I simply insist they be gluten free. lol.
DeleteYour title intrigued me. I must try them at some point...x
ReplyDelete@Althea - Totally not worth the calories. For real. Don't be fooled by the bedroom eyes.
DeleteI live about 250 miles from Mozart's birthplace - lemme know if you want me to send you a fresh balls batch. Oh, and they make them in different shapes too, like gold coins and such, which are more sophisticated but also less fun to talk about :P
ReplyDelete@Chris - What is this "sophistication" you speak of?
DeleteYou're living in Austria??
Nope, just 250 miles away from Salzburg. Europe is tiny, 250 miles away from anywhere and you could be three countries across :)
Delete@Chris - How awesome is that? I thought you were somewhere in middle America. Shows how much I'm paying attention.
DeleteHe was in and out of Germany and Austria on the trip that secured me those chocolates... so my mind was fixed on Austria.
That's pretty cool.
In Canada, we have to fly everywhere or take loooong road trips. :)
Candy from Austria, how cool! :)
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