The Sexiest Bride Ever (Dinosaurs Not Included)

Always known for hideous posture that I like to call "the Raptor/T-Rex pose"... I invite you to feast your eyes upon the sexiest bride you've ever met.



I mean one sexy bridal b*tch.




ME.





This one's for my sister and for Paula.





Can you say SEX-AY???

Hott stuff. Or is that Hot Pockets? Shit, I don't know.  (Photo credit: The awesomely talented and wonderful K. J. - email me for her contact info unless you are creepy... I have to protect my family's innocence, hence my vagueness)

I thought so.

See?

Uncanny, isn't it? In all fairness, Rex's teeth are whiter.

[EDIT] 

Rather:

There we go. Apples to apples.

[2nd EDIT]

Forgot the shoes & flowers!:

Perfection!

;)

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Another Gay Teen Suicide - RMR

Couldn't say it any better than Rick Mercer.




So sad.

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You Know Your Dogs Are On Edge When...

1. You fart and they fly to the front door, barking their heads off.

2. You fart once more and they resume their determined defense against the flatulence-producing-danger within their hearing range.

3. A lady yells at her 15-year-old daughter on Party Mamas for inviting too many people to her quinceanera, and the dogs unleash their (shared?) fury on the front door in my house.

I can only imagine what my not-yet-conceived children are going to be like.

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