We've all seen it at one point or another.
Don't try to deny it.
Sitting, or standing, watching in awe. That something SO LARGE could fit into such a small opening.
It's astounding. It can be revolting, but it's mostly a marvel.
I feel embarassed to admit it, but this time, after I saw it, I was actually drawn to it. I was nearly salivating because I wanted it so badly.
It was huge and freakish and odd and beautiful.
What, what were you expecting?
I can only imagine the level of disappointment someone is feeling if they ventured here on a much different Google search...
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Don't try to deny it.
Sitting, or standing, watching in awe. That something SO LARGE could fit into such a small opening.
It's astounding. It can be revolting, but it's mostly a marvel.
I feel embarassed to admit it, but this time, after I saw it, I was actually drawn to it. I was nearly salivating because I wanted it so badly.
It was huge and freakish and odd and beautiful.
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| Yeah, I'm sure there was no genetic modification involved in this freak at all. (And by freak I mean the strawberry, not the blogger holding said strawberry). |
What, what were you expecting?
I can only imagine the level of disappointment someone is feeling if they ventured here on a much different Google search...
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LOL! There are a whole horde of pervy google searchers out there who are going to be ever so disappointed!
ReplyDelete@Kellie - I know, I know. Small comfort for the grossness I feel when I see how some people googled to find my blog. *shudder*
DeleteI had a strawberry that size once, and couldn't say what it tasted like. For sure it wasn't strawberry. They are not meant to be the size of a small apple.
ReplyDelete@Keith - Yeah, it wasn't sweet or anything, mostly just THERE. When we grew our own strawberries, we were lucky if we got one as large as a quarter!! I wonder how many hormones I swallowed with this.
DeleteLOL That's a huge strawberry!
ReplyDelete@J.Day - I should have weighed it out!
DeleteThat looks amazing. I hope it tasted as good as it looked.
ReplyDeleteWe get big ones like that sometimes and they are usually yum
@Mynx - it was disturbingly bland. I also ate it really fast, so maybe I didn't give it a chance... but it smelled really good and looked really good!
DeleteWhoa...That is not what I was expecting at all.
ReplyDeleteI heard strawberries are the fruit most covered in pesticides. Be sure to scrub that big boy!