Does anyone want to hear about the last half of the trip across Canada?
I don't want to be a spoiler, but we MIGHT have made it back here alive. It's hard to know, though.
I should be writing funny things and being consistent and stuff, but I have been too busy drooling over shoes I will never, ever, ever own... and laughing at dogs who have been shamed.
See? Irrelevant and random.
Exhibit A:
These shoes made me wet my pants a little. I saw them, in person, in my size, in Vancouver. I had to resist like hell to not try them on. I knew it would result in me having a 4-year-old-esque temper tantrum in the middle of Holt Renfrew, stomping my feet (carefully, mind you, in these babies), and crying and whining until my mother-in-law could convince my husband over the phone that these would be a sound purchase at $2,195.
Meeeeeeep:
Now, before you think I've gone all Fashion Blog on you (hahaha, okay, we all know that's just silly, you have SEEN me before, right?), please note that I WISH I would be paid to pimp this shizz out. In my DREAMS. I've been searching online trying to find a knock off pair of Kani's. No luck so far. C'mon eBay sellers, make a girl's day, wouldja?
These shoes are one of 12 pairs available in Canada. They were runway. They are at Holt Renfrew, and I would cut a bitch for these babies.
Finally, if you haven't seen the best website ever in my sidebar over there ---->, you need to go to Dog-shaming.com.
Exhibit B, a sampling:
Yeah, that's right. Dogs looking guilty as hell, or cocky as hell, after destroying and/or eating something. It is hilarious. I check it every single day, and I always laugh. It makes our crazy dogs seem so much better behaved. (SEEM... seem).
That's it for today. If you find those shoes as a knock-off, let me know!!!
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I don't want to be a spoiler, but we MIGHT have made it back here alive. It's hard to know, though.
I should be writing funny things and being consistent and stuff, but I have been too busy drooling over shoes I will never, ever, ever own... and laughing at dogs who have been shamed.
See? Irrelevant and random.
Exhibit A:
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| Aaaaah mah gaaaaaaahd. This photo doesn't do them justice. Jimmy Choo, I love you. |
These shoes made me wet my pants a little. I saw them, in person, in my size, in Vancouver. I had to resist like hell to not try them on. I knew it would result in me having a 4-year-old-esque temper tantrum in the middle of Holt Renfrew, stomping my feet (carefully, mind you, in these babies), and crying and whining until my mother-in-law could convince my husband over the phone that these would be a sound purchase at $2,195.
Meeeeeeep:
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| Jimmy Choo's Kani heels from the back. GOOOOOORgeous. |
Now, before you think I've gone all Fashion Blog on you (hahaha, okay, we all know that's just silly, you have SEEN me before, right?), please note that I WISH I would be paid to pimp this shizz out. In my DREAMS. I've been searching online trying to find a knock off pair of Kani's. No luck so far. C'mon eBay sellers, make a girl's day, wouldja?
These shoes are one of 12 pairs available in Canada. They were runway. They are at Holt Renfrew, and I would cut a bitch for these babies.
Finally, if you haven't seen the best website ever in my sidebar over there ---->, you need to go to Dog-shaming.com.
Exhibit B, a sampling:
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| Oh. Hai. Lovez my head wrinkles. Ok. IMAGE FROM dog-shaming.com |
Yeah, that's right. Dogs looking guilty as hell, or cocky as hell, after destroying and/or eating something. It is hilarious. I check it every single day, and I always laugh. It makes our crazy dogs seem so much better behaved. (SEEM... seem).
That's it for today. If you find those shoes as a knock-off, let me know!!!
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