Showing posts with label hoo ha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hoo ha. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Things That Piss Me Off

7 COOOOOOMMENTS! Now you speak up!
Okay, well there are lots of things. Maybe this should be titled "only a very few things that piss me off in order to fit in a sort of short post"....

I thought I would type some shizz now and perhaps elaborate more later. I wanted to take pictures of 1 and 2 but just didn't, because I am lazy.

By obstructing the view and making it unsafe to turn right, you, too will be convinced to vote for Smedley!
  1. Political signs on people's front lawns, especially when the signs start to get larger and larger when their neighbour has one from a different political party
  2. Obscenely oversized political signs on random city corners. Is the corner going to vote? And for all candidates?
  3. Mother-effing yeast infections
  4. Naturopaths who tell you to shove either a) raw garlic b) chamomile tea bags c) grapefruit seed extract d) plain yogurt with probiotics w/no sugar up your hoo-ha to stop said infection in #3 (PEOPLE, I know you are smart if you are reading my blog *har har* but don't EVARRR do ANY of those things)
  5. Sugar. I love it, but it causes me.. uh... problems.... therefore it pisses me off.
  6. People who put bagged dog poo in my empty recycling bin (located beside my garbage bin) before I have a chance to bring it in. Seriously??... Reeeally?..... Seriously? You think that is helpful?
  7. People who force me to litter by violently throwing bagged dog poo down the road in a fit of rage after realizing recycling bin #1 punctured not visible bagged poo in recycling bin #2 (from list item #6).
  8. Vets that lie and don't provide estimates and overcharge and play on your emotions (no, not Dr. Harkness at West Brant Animal Hospital... they are freakin' awesome and a breath of fresh air).
  9. People who have call waiting but NEVER answer it. Why the hell do you have it then? WHY?!?
  10. Doctors who don't give a crap about their patients. I understand you are busy, I understand our health care system is overwhelmed.... but, unfortunately, my quality of life matters to me, dammit.
  11. Dietitians or nutritionists who whip out Canada's food guide when they have a gluten-free, soy-free vegan sitting in front of them, desperate for nutrition and intolerant of all the damn things on the food guide.
Not vegan friendly. At all. Ever.

OH! And BLOATING!

 That is all.

p.s. My vote is always for Mayor West



And I don't own any of these photos....
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