Monday, July 30, 2012

Classy Blogging

You know your blog is classic, classy and well written when people are arriving via Google Images after searching for "the+ass+band+will+play+a+song+of+farts+to+celebrate+your+failure".

Yep.

I've made it. Big Time. Obviously.


Also? Cleaning your back yard of dog poop in the dark of night with a gardening shovel, plastic bag and flashlight is never a good idea, kids. NEVER.

Three items and two hands.


Keepin' it classy...

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15 comments:

  1. Speaking of classy, just in case you hadn't noticed. I had tagged you in my blog. I try not to think about the search terms people give Mrs. Google. Why do I call her that? Because she knows everything, and what she doesn't know she makes up through spurious associations.

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    1. @Keith - I seem so out of place in that list, but I am very pleased to be there.

      And of course now you have to bear the embarrassment of some of your readers clicking through to yet another post where I mention dog poo. Hmmm. Sorry 'bout that one.

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  2. I had one that said "Is there a narwhal in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!" WTF?!! My friend and I did that one night but there is a burn next to her house so we just flung it in there, accidentally getting it in other people's gardens a few times...x

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    1. @Althea - I get some pretty dark and twisted ones, too. It's like an eerie insight into the deviants of today.

      And I can only IMAGINE how disappointed they must be when they arrive here. lol.

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  3. My number one most viewed post? Is it the comic? Is it the story about Christmas?

    Of course not.

    It's the one titled, "Boobs".

    Still classy. :)

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    1. @Leauxra - Admittedly, "spandex ass" is one of the most common terms that brings someone here.

      Between my ass and your boobs, we're practically P0RN!

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  4. Ha! Ya have to admit that's a pretty awesome way to search for your blog. :)

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    1. @Hey Monkey Butt - If only all those visits were legitimate readers... *sigh*. What are your weirdest search terms?

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  5. I have always thought of you as classy and awesome.

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    1. @Mynx - Aw. Thanks... I put the "ass" in "class". ;)

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  6. I'm so happy I don't have a dog right now. So happy.

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    1. @thoughtsappear.com - Me too. Me to- oh.... wait...

      crap.

      Literally.

      *slinks off to wash hands and flash light*

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  7. I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets traffic from really weird search results. One of these days I'm going to post my best ones. I was reading some of them to my daughter the other day and she says, "Gawd, mom! What the hell do you write about on your blog?!?"

    And now I know I can write anything I want about her because SHE DOESN'T READ IT! Mwah ha ha ha!

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