I just saw a commercial for Turkey gravy additive.
All you do is use the Club House mix and "add in roast drippings".
BLECH.
All the fat and hunks of fatty flesh just plop out of the turkey pan into the gravy boat.
All I can imagine is the dirty bath water after the turkey's been in there for a while. It's leg hairs from shaving. The remnants of it's bath fizz. A few errant feathers (you know how they always clog up the drain).
A vegetarian mind works so much differently than a "normal" brain.
Roast drippings is just a nice way to say "grossness left in the pan.... possibly fecal matter. EAT UP!"
Having said that, I'm off to drink a Dr. Pepper for breakfast, and think about possibly eating real food. But food that doesn't contain roast drippings, just so we're clear.
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All you do is use the Club House mix and "add in roast drippings".
BLECH.
All the fat and hunks of fatty flesh just plop out of the turkey pan into the gravy boat.
All I can imagine is the dirty bath water after the turkey's been in there for a while. It's leg hairs from shaving. The remnants of it's bath fizz. A few errant feathers (you know how they always clog up the drain).
A vegetarian mind works so much differently than a "normal" brain.
Roast drippings is just a nice way to say "grossness left in the pan.... possibly fecal matter. EAT UP!"
Having said that, I'm off to drink a Dr. Pepper for breakfast, and think about possibly eating real food. But food that doesn't contain roast drippings, just so we're clear.
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