The top 10 ways to live on the edge:
- Try driving through the public library parking lot on the first day of March break. Holymotherofgawd, children, watch where the hell you are walking!
- Stay up past 11pm, knowing full well your dogs will wake you 3 individual times at the crack of dawn due to newly formed separation anxiety (for your husband, and not you).
- Drink on a week night. (After the age of 30).
- Play Russian roulette with the 8 valid and 2 expired condoms in your bedside drawer, while in the dark.
- Hell, have sex in general.
- Be the envy of all your single friends when all conversations lead back to your two dogs. No matter the topic of conversation. Always dogs. ALWAYS DOGS. (Refer to #2).
- Put sheet glass out for bulk garbage pick up day, THE NIGHT BEFORE, giving the proverbial finger to all the teenage ne'er-do-wells that you know convene and wander your street.
- Attempt hot yoga without a towel, using only an acrylic sweater for sweat absorption.
- Ever attempt to do a shot of tequila (after the age of 19).
- Wait until February 29, 2012 to contribute to your RRSP.
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