Things that piss me off

For no good reason, in no particular order, my list.

The antithesis of 1,000 awesome things (both shorter AND completely negative):

• My propensity for injury in ANY given situation
• Fashion magazines and/or Photoshopping women's bodies to completely unrealistic or unhealthy standards
• Wet, heavy snow that causes a full body sweat to shovel
• Constipation
• Diarrhea (you know - wet, heavy poo that causes a full body sweat)
• Your mother (just kidding, she's probably a very nice woman who bakes things)
• Your mother (because she causes a full body sweat, too)
• Gluten (that shit is in EVERYTHING)
• Cool air humidifiers (scented or unscented)
• Pretentious, obscenely expensive weddings
• Wearing sleeveless pajamas and waking up all night because my shoulders are cold
• Polyester pants (you know - the whole half body sweat thing)
• Half-visible, half frozen boogers that you have no idea are taking up real estate in your nose, while walking your dog outside

That's it for now.

How truly uninspiring.

You are welcome.

If you leave me a comment, tell me THREE RANDOM THINGS that piss you off.


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I Have Nothing To Say

Just so we're clear.

Nothing to say.

Nothing at all to say *shifts eyes left to right*.




So we're good then?

Okay.

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Rock Band Is My Bitch

Like any youthful, popular, savvy, connected young married woman in her 30s, I am:

• sitting home alone
• on a Saturday night
• in my pajamas
• playing Rock Band 3 in the freezing cold basement (while the puppy tries to sleep and block out my voice in her head)
• all by myself (besides the dogs)
• with a laundry room full of clean cloth items
• an upstairs hallway filled with piles of give away blankets and pillows to sort through
• a linen closet to re-organize and re-stock
• a major buzz from a bottle of Dr. Pepper

That's what all the cool kids are doing these days, right?


On a Saturday night?

RIGHT?  RIGHT???


In need of a decent shower, seriously. Like, seriously, really.

Whatever... behold the magic of boredom and loneliness!!!

Check this shit out:

Of ALLLLL the people that play Rock Band, (mind you, some songs I had to buy, but still), I've placed in the top 6, beyotches.

ON EXPERT VOCALS.

Suck my smelly pits, competitors!!



I submit the following into evidence (I am Stephaniescooby):

Booyah!

Aw yeeeeeeeeeah booooy.

Ditto

And you may have remembered long ago when I held the #1 spot for the Canadian Band, The Tragically Hip on Rock Band 3 in this post back here. But, since then, I had been knocked off my thrown down to second place.

Well not tonight folks. Tonight *I* was so hip it was tragic. (Wow. That was truly awful. Even for me.)

THE CROWN IS MINE ONCE AGAIN!!!

It feels so gooood to be Queen.

Shania Twain, Third Eye Blind, Alanis Morissette and The Tragically Hip are all own-able. For now. I wish I could remember the other ones I did well on, but my memory is shot.
Okay, that's all. I just had to share this with someone since the Hubs is out playing poker.

If anyone out there plays RockBand, you should add me as an online friend in your system, because clearly I need some friends, people!!

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