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My world is now complete. For this nanosecond.
Want to win the lottery? No thanks!
Want to be Oprah for a day? Nuh uh.
Looking for engagement? NAH!
A big white wedding with roses and overpriced bad-tasting cake? Nope!
Want to cure cancer? I would actually love to, but, well, TODAY....
the bathroom was finished. Life is complete. Towels are practically FLOATING in place on the wall with appropriate bars and hangers. It's like an entirely new dimension for me. I've been 'roughing it' since August 15... so, if you do the math, that's like FIVE WHOLE WEEKS. Or something.
Lights in the room I shower? F*ck ya, I got that.
|And the demanding, whiny client (me) said "Let there be light!" and maybe even "I can't see my body parts to fully wash them, either". Ha!|
A toilet paper holder roll (not a loose roll that moves its way around the sink on its own)? BOOYAH!
|Hand for display purposes/effect only. NOTE: I was not on the can at the time. I swear.|
Mirrors to watch the toothpaste spittle run down my chin (while winking at myself... "hey baby" *wink*) Come to Mama!!
|How's THAT for a mirror!?! And it was from IKEA, so it only took me 40 hours to assemble, stain, glue and solder myself!|
Doors that latch? Awwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea. Mould-less grout? I ain't frontin'
A shower curtain rod I can reach? Hells yeah!
|Crappy, illegible, not to scale comparison.|
All this excitement is exhausting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO remember how I was SO EXCITED to move all my stuff back in the cupboards, set up my toiletries, start using my hair tools again so I look (sorta) professional at work, and get this bad boy totally done?
Yeah, screw it, I'm totally going to bed. Pin It Now!