Thursday, September 2, 2010

Bathroom is Done! Fo' Rizzle

Click on any picture to enlarge it, by the way.

My world is now complete. For this nanosecond.
Want to win the lottery? No thanks!
Want to be Oprah for a day? Nuh uh.
Looking for engagement? NAH!
A big white wedding with roses and overpriced bad-tasting cake? Nope!
Want to cure cancer? I would actually love to, but, well, TODAY....

the bathroom was finished. Life is complete. Towels are practically FLOATING in place on the wall with appropriate bars and hangers. It's like an entirely new dimension for me. I've been 'roughing it' since August 15... so, if you do the math, that's like FIVE WHOLE WEEKS. Or something.

Seriously! Can you contain yourself? Look at the muted, neutral hues... I bet you are so excited you won't be able to sleep tonight. And seriously - wrap your head around the fact that towel is staying in place RIGHT there, not draped on a door edge or sink - CRAZY!!!!!! ARGRHGHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! WOW!

Lights in the room I shower? F*ck ya, I got that.

And the demanding, whiny client (me) said "Let there be light!" and maybe even "I can't see my body parts to fully wash them, either". Ha!

A toilet paper holder roll (not a loose roll that moves its way around the sink on its own)? BOOYAH!
Hand for display purposes/effect only. NOTE: I was not on the can at the time. I swear.

Mirrors to watch the toothpaste spittle run down my chin (while winking at myself... "hey baby" *wink*) Come to Mama!!
How's THAT for a mirror!?! And it was from IKEA, so it only took me 40 hours to assemble, stain, glue and solder myself!

Doors that latch? Awwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea.  Mould-less grout? I ain't frontin'

A shower curtain rod I can reach? Hells yeah!
Crappy, illegible, not to scale comparison.

All this excitement is exhausting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO remember how I was SO EXCITED to move all my stuff back in the cupboards, set up my toiletries, start using my hair tools again so I look (sorta) professional at work, and get this bad boy totally done?

Yeah, screw it, I'm totally going to bed. Pin It Now!


  1. Yeh! It looks so good. How come you didn't show BF's dirty undies on the floor? I thought that was part of the decorations?! :)

  2. I know not what you speak of. BF is so perfect that his clothes simultaneously gather themselves up, launder themselves, then fold themselves and hop back into the closet.

    I tell no lies.

  3. You are so funny !!!
    I especially love the caption about the mirror.
    I laughed so hard....and I'm still chuckling about it !!

  4. Congratz on your new and improved bathroom! =P I totally understand what you're saying about moving stuff back but not giving a shit about it at the time cause you're too tired =D

  5. *Emelie* - Thanks! In all honesty, I just did it last night (Sept. 28). Soooo bad. And there is still an "I-don't-know-what-to-do-with-this-stuff" box that is in the bedroom closet, too. Shhh... lol.

  6. you are too funny!

    it looks great!

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  7. @Bruce - Thanks! Wish I could take the credit, but alas, the experts did it. I only got to bitch about the things that needed fixing. (BF was typically mysteriously away when those things needed to be addressed... lol).


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