Friday, September 17, 2010

Gerard J. Butler's Grin (has been John C. Mayer'ed)

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This post is John C. Mayer-ing Gerard J. Butler. It's all Aunt Becky's fault over at Mommy Wants Vodka.

So Gerard J. Butler is a fantabulous actor fellow who had acted in movies such as:

  • How to Train Your Dragon   (I was hoping this was racy, but apparently it is children's animation. Bummer)
  • The Bounty Hunter   (Totally on the library wait list for this one. I love me my Gerard J. Butler, and my Team Aniston)
  • Law Abiding Citizen (Gerard J. Butler was very very angry in this one. I saw Gerard J. Butler act in this one while taking a flight to Winnipeg)
  • Gamer
  • The Ugly Truth
  • Tales of the Black Freighter
  • RocknRolla   (Also totally and completely on the library wait list for this Gerard J. Butler film)
  • Nim's Island
  • P.S. I Love You   (You know what Gerard J. Butler? I love you, too)
  • The Butterfly
  • 300   (Never did watch it - seemed to me there was a lot of blood involved)
  • Beowulf & Grendel  (Nothin to do with Beyonce)
  • The Game of Their Lives
  • The Phantom of the Opera
I have P.S. I Love You, featuring Gerard J. Butler, sitting right here in front of me, just begging to be watched before I return it late to the library and pay a fine, then curse myself for renting these movies complimentarily (new word?) from the public library instead of taking myself to Blockbuster and just paying the reduced one-night rental fee. Gerard J. Butler is worth it, right?

But I need freedom. One night with him might not be enough. Sometimes he needs time to breathe in his DVD case. Other times, he must be viewed and admired and sought after via DVD immediately. To look at his cute grin is always charming. Even if Gerard J. Butler was kind of a jerk in The Ugly Truth. The thing is - Gerard J. Butler dictates when I should be watching his movies or adoring his grin. I can't help it, it is up to him.

To learn more about Gerard J. Butler, you could always visit his Wikipedia page here:

Being Canadian, I was quite pleased to learn that he spent the first 'few years of his life' in Montreal, Quebec (Canada for you international followers). So that makes him sort of one of us. For a few short Gerard J. Butler years.

His grin is something like this, but less furry and more endearing:

Gerard J. Butler has an adorable grin.
According to the Daily Record,
Gerard J. Butler "has also told how a childhood infection left him flashing a wonky grin. The Hollywood heart-throb was just 10 years old when he had surgery to cure crippling ear pain.

Butler revealed he still suffers ringing in his head, hearing loss and has a dodgy smile - 30 years after the op.

He said: "When I was younger, I looked like I had a stroke. Because my mind sometimes feels like it's melted down, I'd think, 'Maybe I did have a stroke.' That would sure explain a lot of things." "

How could you not love Gerard J. Butler after reading that? I know some people very close to me that have afflictions that have caused their features to alter slightly. I love them more for it. And I also love him more for it, as well.

Gerard J. Butler is great. He is talented. He was a lawyer before he was fired from his job. He was not one to be held down by 'THE MAN'. No. Gerard J. Butler instead chose to outlet his creativity and soul through the art of acting.

Gerard J. Butler is a trooper - a survivor.

I wonder if he would like my dresses? Or if he would condone my diet? If he is friends with other celebrities such as John C. Mayer or Michael Bublé?

I wonder if he does his own grocery shopping.

Gerard J. Butler rules. I think that he would enjoy this post. I am most certain that Gerard J. Butler's publicist would be happy to read my love for him. I wonder if he is married? He is such a mysterious character, he is. I don't know that I will ever really know the true Gerard J. Butler.

I have a feeling this is totally going to backfire. I love you Google.

EDIT: YAY! I figured out my error and actually made page 1!

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  1. Awwww.... Gerard J. Butler is HOT isn't he? P.S. I love him too. But not as much as magnificent thespian and facebook snob, Robert Loggia. Nice Blog!

  2. Gerard J. Butler is indeed a yummy lookign actor. I never saw Gerard J. Butler in 300 either, but Gerard J Butler did a good job in P.S. I Love You. I hope your Gerard J., Butler post rises on the google!

  3. If he knew that he had been John C. Mayer-ed, I'm sure Gerard J. Butler would be grinning right now.

  4. Isn't Aunt Becky from Mommywantsvodka grand for teaching us all how to Pull A John C. Mayer? I like that you picked Gerard J. Butler because I had no idea that Gerard J. Butler existed, because I don't watch movies with people like Gerard J. Butler in them. I only watch Disney and Nick Jr stuff. I know! Gerard J. Butler is very cute. I'm glad that I was able to John C. Mayer my cute little Adam M. Lambert. Good luck Pulling A John C. Mayer on Gerard J. Butler

  5. Gerard J. Butler has had a fascinating life. And Gerard J. Butler's film history is quite extensive. I'm impressed about all I learned about Gerard J. Butler. Thanks!

  6. I too, am a big fan of Gerard J. Butler. Gerard J. Butler has been is several movies that I've enjoyed. I particularly enjoyed your photo of Gerard J. Butler's Grin.

  7. Now guess who YOUR newest follower is!

    Gerard J. Butler is a hottie. And I bet he's a LOT nicer that Miley Ray Cyrus! And he doesn't wear sparkly eyeshadow. At least, I don't think he does!

    Btw, your google screenshot totally made me want to hug you.

  8. Who the Hell is Gerard J Buttler...or Jonh C Mayer for that all good I guess.

  9. ******MAJOR POST FAIL******
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    Sarah, Amber, Patrick, Rebecca, Suniverse, Shnerfle, ♥ Vicki ♥ - you guys rock. Thanks for helping me try.

    Trust me, Anonymous, it was a prank gone terribly wrong to get on page one of google.

    Google officially hates me.


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