Saturday, April 30, 2011

Inspired By A Meatbag

Sending a shout out to my pal, Organic Meatbag. (Glad yer pup is enjoying spring!)

Question for you all:

What's the difference between a white plastic bag and Michael Jackson?












Wait for it...








Okay....






What's the difference between a white plastic bag and Michael Jackson?




One's white, plastic, and dangerous for children to play with... and the other is used at the grocery store.




I suppose there IS suffocation risk...




WHAT?!?! Too soon? Not soon enough?



You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad . . .?

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Deep Thoughts by StephanieC at 12:38 PM

13 comments:

  1. The EmpressApril 30, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    secretly smiling...

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  2. Oilfield TrashApril 30, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    Love it!!!!

    And it is never too soon for a good joke.

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  3. that guyApril 30, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    didn't MJ die like forever ago?

    and it is never too soon, anyway, like Oily says...

    btw...banana guns are fucking hot!

    loved this post!

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  4. The BeansApril 30, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    It's a bit soon in my heart, but even I have to admit that was a good one! :-D

    -Barb

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  5. On My SoapboxApril 30, 2011 at 11:09 PM

    It's not just the grocery store bag that can be reused! Oops, I guess MJ can't be reused any more. Never mind....

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  6. not displayedMay 1, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    *giggle
    Not the worse one about MJ I have heard
    (don't ask me to tell you them, hopeless remembering jokes)

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  7. Organic MeatbagMay 1, 2011 at 4:33 AM

    This may be the first time in history that Meatbag has inspired anybody! Thank you for that, dear!

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  8. BushmanMay 1, 2011 at 4:47 AM

    I thought you were going to say when you bury them the bag would decompose faster than MJ.

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  9. StephanieCMay 1, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    @The Empress - Me too!

    @Oilfield Trash - Thanks!

    @bruce - Sometimes shorter is better, eh? As well as banana guns. Everything is better with banana guns.

    @Barb - :-)

    @On My Soapbox - Ewwwwww, lol.

    @Mynx - Me, too, generally, but I laughed so hard the first time I heard this one... so it stuck.

    @Organic Meatbag - Thanks man! I forgot to link to you initially, but I fixed it.

    @Bushman - You make a VERY valid point!

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  10. BobbiMay 2, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    That's good! I don't think I'd heard that joke before!

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  11. Trooper ThornMay 2, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    MJ was also thin enough to blow in the wind like that scene in "American Beauty".

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  12. StephanieCMay 2, 2011 at 10:05 PM

    @Bobbi - Thanks. I'm a sick & twisted individual. Glad you liked it!

    @Trooper Thorn - Oooh, very nice. Very nice indeed.

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  13. jacquiMay 3, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    I'm glad you're a sick and twisted individual. It works for you.

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